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Harry Potter And The Crock Of Shit (The Jimquisition)

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http://www.patreon.com/jimquisition http://www.thejimquisition.com http://sharkrobot.com/collections/Jimquisition-merch Wow, you really do pay Warner Bros. or otherwise watch a helpless child get strangled. That's pretty much the perfect symbol for modern games. Let's see what one of the worst entertainment companies in the world has done with Harry Potter this time. __ Twitter: https://twitter.com/jimsterling Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/jimsterling0 Jim’s Big Ego (No Relation): http://bigego.com/ Bandcamp of the Sax Dragon - https://carlcatron.bandcamp.com Nathan Hanover - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC-8L7n7l11PJM6FFcI6Ju8A
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nicky pass (17 hours ago)
lol shut up this is just for parents to give to there kids when they want to do coke lol shut up
Anton Smit (1 day ago)
Love your work as always!
Teddy (6 days ago)
E
Amy Tanner (6 days ago)
this game gave me ptsd. no joke.
Rev Funk (6 days ago)
I dont see the problem jim??? I force my daughter to play this 3 hours a day so she can learn life lessons.
Tokoyami Fumikage (7 days ago)
*Cough* Lucky Patcher
Tony Grimm Vision (9 days ago)
we need another ps1 harry potter rpg type game. That shit was amazing.
H.K.'s Corner (9 days ago)
I mean JK is shit but I like Hogwarts mystery
This Channel is RIP (14 days ago)
And this, kids, is why people hack games.
Penurious Sierra (14 days ago)
Hm, the caption disappeared.
babbisp1 (15 days ago)
437
doltBmB (16 days ago)
To be fair, the people who make this shit are already in hell.
Cons Mercado (17 days ago)
i used to like pvz but when pvz2 had a load of mtx i stopped playing with it
Panzer Hund (17 days ago)
Harry Potter: Hogwarts Mystery. What's the mystery? Where parents money went.
Logan Moore (18 days ago)
You run out of energy very quickly which sucks and I end up using my gems I’m trying to save up for a better outfit
Jm 115 (22 days ago)
dear god, its worse than we thought!
Zel G. (22 days ago)
Something tells me Jim is extremely thirsty for Space Jason penetrating him with a long, stiff, rigid machete.
Kerta Losataure (24 days ago)
I feel the need to point out that I have been getting ads for this "game" on EVERY SINGLE YOUTUBE VIDEO I've watched since this "game" came out!
Raph 16 (26 days ago)
I’m surprised Jim never had Warner Brothers threaten to sue him after calling them out like that.
Adam Thompson (28 days ago)
Give me all your money you fucking nerds
elinfini (17 days ago)
Try strangling them first.
Random Person (1 month ago)
Sims freeplay did the same thing. Give you one timer that you have to wait for an action to be completed, give another timer counting down on all the special events and missions. The only way to ever succeed at these games is to make your whole life revolve around their intentionally terrible schedule.
Lars the terrible shot (1 month ago)
To think I once saw mobile gaming as something promising.......
1983GoldenBoy (1 month ago)
I wish mobile game developers get physical harm and a big fat heartatack, then stepping over them and peeing on them instead of helping them für this shit fucking cash grabbing games!
jesse Fitz. (1 month ago)
How is this even legal at all??
elinfini (17 days ago)
Easy: the law hasn't caught up with it yet. Thus, the mobile market is kind of the wild west for these scummy companies.
Sam Whitfield (1 month ago)
One day there's just gonna be a game called "F*** You give us money" where you have to give the game £20 every hour or it'll kill a puppy
elinfini (17 days ago)
I mean...if they could, they totally would (EA, Konami...).
Keko Nato (1 month ago)
People who create games like these should be locked up to a prison. They're criminals.
elinfini (17 days ago)
The same could be said about people who defend loot boxes and the like...in fully priced games.
Keko Nato (1 month ago)
Wait someone is actually defending games like this? Ahahaha
StarKiller 56 (1 month ago)
What’s infuriating is that the premise of this game would have been perfect as a Telltale game.
elinfini (17 days ago)
In retrospect, that's kind of hilariously sad.
thefiregodzapp (1 month ago)
I didn't know that they made a game of the lesser known Harry potter book called "Harry potter and your mum's credit card".
Mr.Binks (1 month ago)
I am of the opinion that it's time for another 1983. It seems the industry didn't learn it's lesson the first time. The lesson that keep your greed in check.
Jon Kirby (1 month ago)
Quick note that the $5 for 5 minutes of not poking is absolutely a terrible system especially when they are successful in conning children out of money
Ryutekken (1 month ago)
Honestly I don't blame the corporations for making these money grubbing games that have existed for over a decade What's to blame for them existing... The greed of a corporation seeing the easiest quickest way to make thousands upon thousands of dollars with the smallest amount of work possible? Or the dipshit fucks who support the practice and have given them their money for over a decade? When a company sells sandwiches and makes it with shit... Someone buys the sandwich, takes a bite, realizes it's shit, then continues to eat it, and buys another... Who the fuck do you blame for there continuing to be shit sandwiches?
elinfini (1 month ago)
The blame lies in _both_ of them, actually: - the companies (for creating/encouraging scummy practices) - the consumer (for accepting/perpetuating scummy practices)
Ryutekken (1 month ago)
Wow Jim you found a mobile game. Hot fucking take in 2018! Is this only the second time you have played a mobile game, after Dungeon Keeper? Is this a redo of a 2008 video or something??? Slow news week Jim?
Trakker1985 (1 month ago)
OK, I'm not Jim fucking Sterling son. But I have been playing this game since launch, I'm level 24 and I've reached year 4 of Hogwarts, and you know what? it's not all that bad. I'm currently trying to procure a broom so i can reach a secret part of the forbidden forest to find a cursed vault, that might lead me a clue to finding my brother, and i'm also having to deal with someone skulking around threatening people trying to find the vaults. Yeah there is grind and it makes you wait around, but what I do is i don't make it the centre of my life. like I can play another videogame and just come back to HP sporadically while playing something else. And I think Jim has been known to say with FTP games, spend what you think it's worth, your level of enjoyment, and I've spent about £4 on it, (because they had like a 75% off sale on the in-game gems)and i don't feel like I've been conned. I see why people get mad, i would rather it be a point and click episodic game by Telltale, (I probably could have beaten it in a weekend) but what can you do?
xXDrDistructoXx (1 month ago)
Jim FUCKING Sterling, son.
Toad The Mushroom (1 month ago)
Wow, instead of seeing one of my favorite franchises get the game it deserves, I see it diminish to a little shit game that strangles you for not paying money...
smashdragon (1 month ago)
oh my fucking god I remember infinity blade
GHB (1 month ago)
Movieland simulator.
Professional69 (1 month ago)
very funny title congrats
Mike Fluff (1 month ago)
So what did WB's video part do wrong? Someone give me something to Google
Brooke S. (1 month ago)
As a chronically ill person who's bedridden, it's hilarious to me how WB inadvertently perfectly showcased what it's like for me to try and do anything. Hilarious in a disgusting way, but.
WhiteMagnums (1 month ago)
Holy shit what have I just watched. Hard to believe that shit actually exists and even harder to believe people spend money on it
elinfini (17 days ago)
That's the mobile market for ya. Even worse when some of these companies try their hardest to "replicate" it into the mainstream console market (with a premium price tag, no less!).
rbd11235 (1 month ago)
Even though everything in this video is true, and I agree with all of it, I still love the game.
Michael Gallagher (1 month ago)
My name is Chungus Chungus.
KeepKratomLegal (1 month ago)
Most decent phone games charge you a buck or two up front but you get the full fucking game.
"Nine inches, rigid" **Chuckles**
paprika face (1 month ago)
That avatar game was good though
C T (2 months ago)
TGFJFS
gorepuppy (2 months ago)
I had the fucking Gauntlet game form WB and now avoid anything they make like a plague. How dare they feed on rosy retrospection and make crap not even close to worthy out of something that keeps us sane as we get older and everything inevitably turns into shit. They can eat every bag of dick of all the dicks that are in bags. Thankfully I avoid phone games as well you know. But this looks so bad that it makes me feel actual the fuck sorrow for folks that do play them. I mean where is the Committee for Aesthetic Deletions when you need them.
hypergrad22 (2 months ago)
Y'all wait for the next big console and its main feature is turning you upside down and shaking the money out of your pockets while jizzing in your face with it's tiny, pleased with itself, stiffy
hypergrad22 (2 months ago)
Y'all wait for the next big console and its main feature is turning you upside down and shaking the money out of your pockets while jizzing in your face with it's tiny, pleased with itself, stiffy
Otakamerd (2 months ago)
Game bad because i can't live out my childhood dream to tap Luna Lovegood
FUCK YOU YT (2 months ago)
as far as i know the Internet, u can probs get a cracked Version where u get everything for free^^
elinfini (17 days ago)
Even so, this is basically a "non-game" (made to squeeze money out of you) so it's not like you're gonna get much fun out of it.
FUCK YOU YT (2 months ago)
just saying: not that i recommend it! stealing is wrong^^ but well......... its warner hoes....
Ariel Antunez (2 months ago)
I'm sorry, did they literally just say that I need energy to get out of a Devil's Snare when the lore clearly says you have to do nothing to get out of it? I need energy to do nothing
Michael Elder (2 months ago)
Is it bad that as he said James Cameron's Avatar had a game I was playing said game? Is actually pretty average which is saying a lot for movie games
john smith (2 months ago)
JK Rowling and the shit monger of turds
Salty Boi Johns (2 months ago)
The game Harry Potter fans deserve...
elinfini (17 days ago)
...is not coming from Warner Bros. or J.K. Rowling, unfortunately.
Alan R (2 months ago)
The best mobile games honestly are The Room series
TheGrayMysterious (2 months ago)
This game is like watching a bad movie on a phone with a shitty battery that goes dead every few minutes, only you have to pay to recharge the phone just to continue watching
iunary (2 months ago)
all mobile "games" are shit and not really games, sorry jim it has been like this from the start -.- even the "good" ones are just barely interactive primitive shit barely one step above worthless atari games from decades ago ... or shit atari games from right now come to think of it -.-
ilpalazzo3 (2 months ago)
I wish I could meet you Jim
Morten Pedersen (2 months ago)
It's quite the shame. I really liked the look of it. It had a good looking style.
retrogamelover2012 (2 months ago)
1:04-1:15 I could think of something from the top of my head, that these people can do. They can have a wand shoved up their ass, whilst the user is casting Crucio with it. (For anyone who hasn't seen the movies past Prisoner of Azkaban, that's basically a spell used for torturing people with.)
Vastra (2 months ago)
_Nine inches, Rigit_ *_Give it a twirl!_*
Stone Osborne (2 months ago)
Seven Knights
Aroject (2 months ago)
Is... Is that Vertigo on the bottom of the podium???
Cobra Eels (2 months ago)
please do a video on all the fucking mobile games with ads every fucking click
Shadow People (2 months ago)
thats why i hack mobile games so i dont give them money
PyreotusBark89 (2 months ago)
just play fallout shelter lol also skeleton warriors
Admiral Rob (2 months ago)
It's like taking candy from babies when is they going stop making games like this
Neil HD (2 months ago)
Just checked out the game's Google Play page. It's sitting at 4.4/5 stars and is #2 among free adventure games. Methinks there's a shit ton of review manipulation going on.
rbd11235 (2 months ago)
Holy crap is that 12,000 gold for one item! Thank god they’ve lowered the prices significantly.
rbd11235 (2 months ago)
My main complaint for the game is that the story isn’t even finished yet!
GGdps (3 months ago)
"Literally throttling a child for money" - Hahaha Jim, thank god for you.
rexi1414 (3 months ago)
Yeah i kind of found out when i downloaded about the 6th mobile game on my new phone, not even the app store worked on the old anymore... After that 6th game i found out, that 5 of it where only time-games as i call them now, where you had to wait time-bar's to fill them selves for any action to be taken, and offcourse you could always set the time to zero with real money in microtranactions where you could buy some ingame fucking currency with which you could reset actions then... So to play 6 hours you could spend up to 600€ to just be able to play... Nice new game industry...
Curtis 2005 (3 months ago)
🎵 This game is a scam and you really shouldn’t buy it only kids will buy it but you shouldn’t let them🎵 now just sing that with the Harry Potter theme and you now know where I am going with this.
Chi Pa Pa (3 months ago)
Just avoid games like that so Chungus doesn't have to suffer.
Jun123 (3 months ago)
WB is the publisher and Jam City is the developer.
Jun123 (3 months ago)
My name is Chungus Chungus.
Otaking Mikohani (3 months ago)
My mom "plays" this "game" because she's a Harry Potter fanatic. I feel so sorry for her...
Jun123 (3 months ago)
I wonder if the developer of "The Path" saw this video. 😹😹😹
CraftyCritter (3 months ago)
Thank God for Jim.
Random Person (3 months ago)
Hogwarts misery is essentially pushing you away and actively encouraging you to stop playing the game via timers, while also actively pressuring and encouraging you to play the game via timed events. The Sims Freeplay did the exact same thing with its stupid missions and timed events that were impossible to complete unless you had no school or work and didn't sleep. This model in general is extremely shady and sleesy. I can at least understand having one or the other, even if I don't like it, but making you wait for timers while also giving a strict time limit is manipulative and forces the player to run on the app's twisted schedule.
Jakexbox69 (3 months ago)
sad that it has a 4.6 star rating on the app store.
metademetra (3 months ago)
Is it me or are games meant to be played for an hour or two instead of ten minutes?
Ross Heruth (3 months ago)
i'm in year 3. I personally use this game to learn patience. it works.
LE0NSKA (3 months ago)
what was this labor comment in the end about? what did they do?
Bijan Najibzadeh (3 months ago)
People actually defend this piece of shit? Biggest scam ever
jakub Karwowski (3 months ago)
Kappa
Danny Meegan (3 months ago)
Such wasted potential. You have one of the most popular IP in the world and you waste it on this shite? Just make a proper open world Harry Potter PS4/Xbone game! Everyone wants it and it’d sell like a motherfucker.
Str4t0sPh3rE (4 months ago)
How are games like this not banned from the market? This is waaaaay worse than Battlefront 2's initial fucked up Pay2Win shit.
Silenced Games (2 months ago)
Str4t0sPh3rE because since 2006 this has slowly become acceptable well before Battlefront 2 came out.
Redjed's Vlogs (4 months ago)
I’m gonna say Warner Bros.’s game division is worse, because they make bad product, and their movie division doesn’t.
Redjed's Vlogs (4 months ago)
Also, the books and movies aren’t directed to children as much as they go on, so I wouldn’t call it “a children’s book and movie property for children.”
Faith B (4 months ago)
JK Rowling: "I can't belive my hard works become a pure sh*t"
elinfini (17 days ago)
I'm sure she's consoling herself with all the money she made throughout the years...
Muffelmugg (4 months ago)
I read something about this game online and saw that they used a raven as a symbol for House Ravenclaw, even though every decent fan knows it's actually an eagle. So, I told a friend of mine who is a fellow Harry Potter fan about that, and he linked me to this video. Thank goodness I watched it, I will not play this stupid game. I am ok-ish with having to wait for a while in a game because I've used all my energy. But this looks positively insidious. And they couldn't even bother to do their research! (yeah, I'm a ravenclaw, sue me)
The Hermit (4 months ago)
Don't play it. Move on.
Alukard TheDeathknight (4 months ago)
I'd rather be evil then some fucking pile of goody too shoo get fucked 9inch dildo game
Ghost 7702 (4 months ago)
“A dreidel with legs” my new favorite quote
onarionaa (4 months ago)
i love how people use the, "go and do something else for an hour while you wait...you shouldn't be playing video games all day anyway~" excuse. it's like, your conclusion is correct, but the ""GAME"" IS NOT A GAME IT'S ABSOLUTE SHIT
Dalton Bertolo (4 months ago)
Honestly, TellTale would make an excellent Harry Potter game
elinfini (17 days ago)
After recent developments, your comment is hilarious.
Some Random Dude (4 months ago)
You mean with choices that don't mean anything and outdated graphics and animations?
MystikAura (4 months ago)
Pay money to spend energy or watch a child being strangled for 20 minutes LMFAO that had me rolling in tears for at least 5 minutes after it was said
Jm 115 (4 months ago)
boglinwarts pisstory: the jimlosophers kidney stone

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