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Top Ten Shittiest Games of 2014 (The Jimquisition)

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http://www.patreon.com/jimquisition http://www.thejimquisition.com It's that time again! The fifth annual Shittiest Games of 2014 has come to The Jimquisition, and you best prepare yourselves! Steam alone could have filled this list twice over, but we managed to squeeze all the misery down to ten utter, utter monstrosities. Enjoy! (With musical backing from The Binding of Isaac and Dynasty Warriors 4, because I like those games!)
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Andra Tube (2 days ago)
0:24 is that a moby
ramblecampbell (1 month ago)
3:18 - 3:20 That's because it is, Jim.
Anton Quintus (3 months ago)
As a new subscriber to your channel I have been looking at some of your older videos. I have to compliment you on your steadily improving production values, and I also have a better appreciation for whatever audio process you are currently working with because it is sooo much better now. I'm not saying the old stuff is bad, but I enjoy the increased fidelity on all the rage, contempt, and sarcastic shock at the idiocy of other humans I can currently experience on your channel. Thank God for Jim (and your new microphone)
Jordan Shumaker (5 months ago)
I'm new to the Jimquisition and I would like to thank whatever deity he worships (himself?) for him. These videos are a revelation.
Steve Back (5 months ago)
That Sonic Boom commentary was brilliantly scathing.
LiwenDiamond (6 months ago)
Greetings from early 2018, guess what, 2017 was even shittier than what you just saw in this video and 2018 ain't looking too good either. But we had this strange thing called a Switch that made its debut and was amazing somehow! Nintendo is back in the game and we are looking at the realistic possibly of EA going bankrupt because they finally FINALLY shoveled too much shit up our collective asses. #KillAnthem
LuiDeca (6 months ago)
One day to 2018... all i have to say is that the gaming industry hasn't changed at all. Its truly been dead since 2013, with only a handful of good titles released since.
- DoJu - (6 months ago)
2017 had a bunch of great games, what the fuck are you talking about?
GammaWALLE (6 months ago)
9:55 tfw barbie is suffering internally but has to hide it.
The King (6 months ago)
I'd like a Subway sandwich with bacon and jalapenos please.
Excalibur Gaming (7 months ago)
If smelling a dildo isnt taking your job to far then what is?
CaptainSpycrab (7 months ago)
Just played Unity for the first time in 2017. Absolute garbage still. Framerate maxes out at 15 and regularly drops to one and below; coattails and hair constantly flapping around like the character models are attempting to take flight...
cheezemonkeyeater (7 months ago)
Apparently, Youtube has decided to advertise Sonic Boom on this video. That makes me laugh.
Wompa Stompa (9 months ago)
What you say of Dark Shadows reminds me of a type of game that I learned about from the AVGN; a "Where the fuck am I going" type of game.
Wompa Stompa (9 months ago)
My favorite thing about Sonic Boom was that speedrunners got the time down to 40ish minutes within the first week.
Gabriel Eder (9 months ago)
Is it TBOI music in the background
Vynter Storm-Helm (9 months ago)
Man's sonic boom bit had me literally choking up my food! Someone pour this man a few drinks he's been through the ringer with that one! <3 <3
Scallysnix (1 year ago)
Has there EVER been a good sonic game?
The Narrator (1 year ago)
Magus
Darth Hole (1 year ago)
I'm actually used to seeing that large dildo and didn't even bat an eye when you brought it out. The only reason I commented on it is because I noticed how weird of a thing there is on here that I'm used to.
Jeremy Alexander (1 year ago)
"jerk dicks"
The Militant Atheist (1 year ago)
As if the untimely death of Rik Mayall didn't already make 2014 shitty enough as it was. -_- And something something Age Of Extinction.
Lankey Bastard (1 year ago)
"a red raw cracked milky anus"? I think I love you.
ZzZzTHEFLAMEZzZz (1 year ago)
Quiet, Jim! You might get sued!
Jack Meadows (1 year ago)
Oh god why would anyone put a pewdiepie reference in their game? It's pushing the boundaries of cringe
It's Vojin! (1 year ago)
Amnesia has PDP reference as well, but it is justified and it isn't this cringy.
David Ward (1 year ago)
Whoso pulleth out this DONG of this stone and anvil is rightwise king born of all England. EXCALIDONG!
Hooded Lord (1 year ago)
And then the year of 2016 came along and stole the title of worst year for video games since the great video game crash. Anybody else remember the early 2000's video game industry, those were good times weren't they.
Xenith Xenaku (1 year ago)
Next time say numbers, sounds more than 15 games.
That's barbie life in the Dream house at 10:00 WTF?
Easy V Nie (1 year ago)
Allen Dragneel He even played this game on his channel
TheNEOKID1 (1 year ago)
dude why do u have a dildo ih your hands
Zanon (1 year ago)
The moment you think that 9 other games are as shitty as Slaughtering Grounds...
dust bucket (1 year ago)
Ah the 1st video I watched of this "Lovable Bastard", God bless you Jim!!!
Elise Konicov (1 year ago)
Sorry I just want to say the opening for these videos are FUCKIN awesome. Ok I leave now bai.
One Man Orgy (1 year ago)
"Shittiness is contextual." -Jim Sterling, 2014
IAMNEKOMIMI (1 year ago)
I remember when Gothic 3 released in a rather broken state in 2006 because of the publisher going bankrupt. Flash forward almost a decade, and extremely wealthy companies release games in broken states just because.
Whiskers likes Fish (1 year ago)
I gave this video a thumbs up the second I saw him sniffing the giant purple dildo. 10/10
Easy V Nie (1 year ago)
Metal Sheep Thank god for him.
shittyfagg (1 year ago)
"Shittiness is contextual." Wise words, Jim.
Nathan Noe (1 year ago)
I like to imagine Fallout Shelter was made as a way to say, "HEY, GUYS! THE MOBILE MARKET CAN RECOVER FROM DUNGEON KEEPER! IT CAN BE COOL!
Jasonmm92 (1 year ago)
But the North remembers !! EPIC
Ryan Amberger (1 year ago)
Getting a little deep on sonic boom aren't you? Fuck. LOL
Spex Wise (1 year ago)
Haha is this one still monetised?
Easy V Nie (1 year ago)
So what?
Tomi (1 year ago)
i feel sad how Sonic is being disrespected so much ...why can't they make a good sonic.The one I really liked was Sonic 2 (Sonic and Tails ?) I think.Not a big fan of sonic but two of them were really really good.Tails is the most adorable character ever
NorthWest Gaming (1 year ago)
Every wannabee games designer going to uni that has zero creativity and will end up working in tesco use unity engine..
sidewaydriver (1 year ago)
That was the best review of Sonic Boom I've heard yet.
iron 13 (1 year ago)
I think the Ubisoft and EA logo is like "Don't touch, run like hell and you'd be better eating $60 in cash than buying this" which is sad because Burnout 3 Takedown was a fun game on the original XBOX
Miss Guidance (1 year ago)
(#10) Sure, I am an Assassin's Creed Fangirl (OMG, A girl playing AC?! Never heard of it!) But... Maybe the lesson of the day is DONT BUY GAMES AT LAUNCH! AC Unity is a good game, it just had a crappy launch... I always wait a year before buying consoles (For example, I bought the Xbox One a year before the whole "The New Xbox is now half price!" Which infuriates me because I bought it when it was $500... And also because the Xbox had MANY GLITCHES. I have to log in whenever I get on it the stupid thing... The same thing can be applied to Console games at launch.) Other than that... Jim Sterling, I don't hate you nor am I mad at you... I'm just sharing my opinion, that's all.
Rob Dillenger (2 years ago)
nice dildo bro
Baron Ockslite (2 years ago)
I like the binding of Isaac music, nice choice.
MiningBlock (2 years ago)
binding of Isaac music in the background?
Shadow Force (2 years ago)
Even two years this video is enjoyable
Peardude89 (1 year ago)
Oh how little Jim is concerned with impending lawsuits.
raheem humphreys (2 years ago)
Jim, where did you get a model of my penis from?
Charles Noyes (2 years ago)
You sound just like Rory Fingers!
Bear Grills (2 years ago)
All these games are so broken that my phone can't even decode the video!
Sir Mutantenkraken (2 years ago)
whales is a common term among game developers to use for the small percentage of player that heavily invest in your game, and make up the gross amount of your income. it's only natural to have some features in your free2play game that are only availeble for those type of players .... some .... not everything, because as soon as those whales run out of free2play players to bash, they quit entirely. i don't see anything wrong with that
Sir Mutantenkraken (1 year ago)
+Easy V Nie very mature of you. i hope you know that this doesn't do anything then me not giving a fuck about anything you might want to say, right?
Easy V Nie (1 year ago)
+Sir Mutantenkraken you need a haircut and a shotgun under your chin.
Sir Mutantenkraken (2 years ago)
+nomobobby oh that shit started in the "free2play" sector ... and well... we're here because it works. i don't like it either, but as long as people are willing to spend such amounts, this shit will get bigger and bigger by the day
nomobobby (2 years ago)
That may be true, but its still dehumanizing to those customers to be compare to huge sea dwelling mammals. And given how much crap the AAA industry tries to pull, we should demand better from them.
Fiona Klem (2 years ago)
2:39 for some reason I thought he said "Fran Bow"
Alessio Meier (2 years ago)
the north remembers
Digital Deathsquid (2 years ago)
They gave him to the Night's Watch
chairmanmeow1973 (2 years ago)
Whats the intro music please?
Digital Deathsquid (2 years ago)
Drill Queen - Born Depressed
blekksverd (2 years ago)
+chairmanmeow1973 "Born Depressed" by Drill Queen.
John Smith (2 years ago)
Are we just not going to talk about the o_O face in the URL
skudzer1985 (2 years ago)
His name is Ibn, Ibn Batutta!
Renato Lopes (2 years ago)
2014 the shittiest year? I think 2015 was the shittiest year, hell I loved 2014.
Renato Lopes (2 years ago)
heh I didn't bought the games these years. The only thing I actually bought is Ezio's Trilogy for my ps3 at february this year, and some games at steam sale at 2014 that I hope to play someday
Purvdragon-sensei (2 years ago)
If you say so, we all have different experiences.
Renato Lopes (2 years ago)
only for watchdogs? I still prefer 2014.
Purvdragon-sensei (2 years ago)
2015 had the best games, and had the most controversies. 2014 had Watch_Dogs, more than enough reason to hate 2014.
JesterJosh (2 years ago)
So, The Forgotten Ones were so hopeful that Pewdiepie would play their horror game, that they featured a pokemon card of him with a True Story meme attached it while it plays Pewdiepie songified? They must be wearing that new perfume called Eau de Désespéré
Matrim42 (1 year ago)
JesterJosh Desperation is a stinky cologne, John
nva_soldat (2 years ago)
I can hear them screaming. NOTICE ME SENPAAAAAIIII NOTICE ME SENPAAAAAIIII NOTICE ME SENPAAAAAIIII
Spog Myer (2 years ago)
there are two types of bad game games made by EA and the slaughtering grounds
Anshul Dhawan (2 years ago)
Oi Sterling what's the name of the Dynasty warriors song and also which Dynasty warriors is it from????
SoftAsABaboonAss (2 years ago)
Hmm, I though Anna was alright. Didn't even know the devs made another game. Is Haunted House really that bad?
Bear Wolf (2 years ago)
Your sonic boom analysis is so damn poignant. I feel you
Mate Kanta (2 years ago)
i totaly disagre with this shit
David Triana (2 years ago)
I love your 2015 worst list, but nothing you do will ever match your impassioned takedown of Sonic Boom. At that point, its not armchair critiquing, its fuking art. Bravo Jim, thank God for thee.
Ignatious Scaithe (2 years ago)
Dreck, ha!
XTVking333 (2 years ago)
You know its a bad year when Slaughtering Grounds is that far up
August (2 years ago)
hype fo 2015?
Kamikaze Commie (2 years ago)
OMFG I NEVER KNEW DK WAS REMADE AS A FREEMIUM GAME. This made me so fucking angry, I downloaded the game just to leave a scathing review and tell the developers to DIE. Fuck this planet and fuck people.
Mandalorian Tal (2 years ago)
Love the DW music
SpookHoward (2 years ago)
+Mandalorian Tal Man the DW music hit me with me hard with nostalgia.
Duck Duck Seduce (2 years ago)
Nice dildo bat.
DeusExMachina10001 (2 years ago)
I made the mistake of drinking soda during the Sonic Boom portion of this.
Corvus Alendar (2 years ago)
Dude, don't smell that Dildo Bat. It could be used
sugarfrosted (1 year ago)
Because soap and water don't exist. Learn proper dildo care, dude.
southparkkenny2 (2 years ago)
+Corvus Alendar Unless there's a thick coat of brown on it, it's still fresh and unused.
DeafLord18 (2 years ago)
+Corvus Alendar You mean you don't sniff the freshly used dildo bat???? Weirdo....
Anthony Quigley (2 years ago)
Why is everyone so upset over DLC/Expansions and microtransactions? It's the only way developers can make enough money to keep supporting games after they've released. Companies like Gamestop and Game etc need to be fucking sued for the shit they pull. They sell the game from the dev new for 60 dollars (about 80 in europe). The dev get's about 15 of that. So from all the copies sold they only get 15 from each one. Gamestop etc get about 20 each total profit after everything is taken into account. But then the person who bought that, after paying the dev, and paying gamestop, sells it back to gamestop for 25 dollars. so Gamestop are out 5 dollars. But then they resell it for only 5 dollars fucking cheaper than a brand new one again. This time they make 30 full dollars profit, and now the dev is no longer making a penny from it. Someone comes in again with that exact same disc 2 months later, get's about 18 dollars for it this time losing like 37 dollars into thin air, then gamestop sell it AGAIN for 50 dollars making another 30 some dollars on that exact same disc. And they could have 20 copies of this game in rotation all at the same time for months and months and months. I mean in gamestop now where i live, they're still selling games like Dirt 2 and 3 for 20 euro's, thats about 2 dollars. and they're like 8 years old. how the FUCK? SO 8 years down the line Gamestop is STILL making money, possible hundreds and hundreds of dollars off of 1 single copy of a game, when the developer only got 15 dollars for actually creating the fucking thing in the first place and never saw another penny ever again. Of course they're going to want to try to gain some extra money from their game... i mean, everyone else is making money from their game, why shouldn't they?? And why not keep creating content for games and selling it? If there's a game you like to play, and really enjoy. Of course you'd want to buy little things or big things for it to keep it fresh and make it unique etc. Whats the fucking issue? Complaining that the devs are selling thousands of dollars worth of shit on the store like skins etc.. SO FUCKING WHAT??? IF you don't want them, don't fucking look at them or buy them?? Jesus. Thats like complaining that a shop that sells your favorite magazine has all these other magazines you don't read and ranting about it on the internet like a cunt and trying to get the shop shut down. I hate Internet culture. Someone pretty well known starts some shitty nonsensical thread that supports their own agenda, then all their little no brained cunty followers all go ".... wha..... YEAHHHH FUCK YEAHHHHHH ARGHHH" then the whole internet is fucking blowing up over it. DLC ffs... it makes your favorite games better and more unique for the most part. If you don't like it, don't buy the fucking stuff? I played Black Ops one for months and months, and i bought the DLC map packs etc, if there was unique guns and unique other stuff for 2.99 here and there, i would have bought those too probably if i liked em. Fuck off.
dragonkingofthestars (2 years ago)
why do you use skelator as the host? why not Darth Vader or hell even QB.
ToastyPC (2 years ago)
Because his voice range does not allow it, I assume.
Eh E (2 years ago)
mmmm i hear some Isaac music in there
Joshua S (2 years ago)
Badass sword.
carsten (2 years ago)
2:31 the car's center of mass is in the middle instead of the bottom, kek
Snuggles (2 years ago)
Im Jim fucking Sterling Son!
John Dolan (2 years ago)
when the time comes to do this for 2015's worst, you should totally get Papyrus to announce the shittiest of 2015 Jim, just a thought
Von Neely (2 years ago)
By far the most hilarious Jimquisition that I've seen yet. Thine prose hath outdone itself with this one, well done!
Kenneth Davidson (2 years ago)
funny video
Jay Carrera (2 years ago)
I honestly never had a prob with unity, I have it on xb1...also not saying it's a great game but I never had any probs with it being buggy
ToastyPC (2 years ago)
Good for you bro. Don't play it on PC unless you want to know the horror. It's disturbing how bad it was.
The developers of Unearthed have actually said that they've heard complaints and hope to do better with Episode 2. And good on them!
Digital Deathsquid (2 years ago)
+Kzinssie (porygonlover322) Cool. The unfortunate thing is that it's very easy to confuse those two things, by both consumers and the developers themselves - which makes sense when you think about it; you make a product that a critic deems unworthy and you'd likely feel down about not having impressed a critic, and it's all too easy to react angrily and lash out at the critic for (not unfairly) criticizing your product. I see this a fair amount in what I've dubbed "The Innovation Crowd" - aka people that will laud just about any sort of 'innovation', even if it's cynically done, gimmicky or just plain bad (case in point - the control scheme for Star Fox Zero or the SSX reboot). The fact that it's new makes it unchallengable, except for the fact that, in those cases, sticking to formula would have likely done more good than harm. But pedal that philosophy to The Innovation Crowd and they will descend upon you for being a backwards Luddite who would actively contribute to the cynical homogenization of the entire entertainment media if you could.
Agreed entirely
Digital Deathsquid (2 years ago)
That is, indeed, a good sign from the developers. However, Jim is critiquing the product rather than the developers. This is so that the developers can make a better Ep 2 than Ep 1 of Ibn Batutta. Jim took a similar standpoint with the developers of Atajrubah - a game that he was "perhaps even harsher towards than The Slaughtering Grounds" when he did a Squirty Play of it. But the developer took the criticism on board and said that they were still striving to make the game better. Jim went on to say that his opinion of the product at time of reviewing didn't change, because the product was still pretty bare-bones and bland, but he (and other Steam users) lauded the developers honesty, compared to the shit Digital Homicide had pulled before uploading the video in which Atajrubah is mentioned (which just so happens to be the Jimquisition episode "The Slaughtering Grounds: A Steam Meltdown Saga")
chaotixninja5 (2 years ago)
Did...did Jim really just sniff...a giant purple dildo?
KreepyKreeper (2 years ago)
when you hear the binding of isaac theme
Cal Hanlon (2 years ago)
I used to have dungeon keeper. I deleted it a few days after I got it
At 6:15 I legit tried to hang myself, I failed horribly.
paulspydar (2 years ago)
lol @ the dildo (the rubber one ) it has veins all the way down as if someone is gonna sit on it that deep! Ouch!
qmb (2 years ago)
love the background music ;)
DEAD MEME (2 years ago)
Wow okay.
The intro is as long as my dick
Sir Jhart Of Astora (2 years ago)
it took 17 seconds to see it it was so small
Spectral (2 years ago)
+Anal prolapse in my bum when I'm filled with cum by Onii-Chan and his friends while I'm a cumdump So about 44cm long
Miles Malimus (2 years ago)
slut :^)
+Miles Fucker, i browse everywhere. Leafy is merely a pitstop
Miles Malimus (2 years ago)
go bak 2 leafy
Thenextworldwar (2 years ago)
"Atari exists only to exploit the goodwill earned by ancient intellectual property now." Jim sums up why I have nothing but contempt for RCT World at this moment. Also 6:38 WTF
Snowflake (2 years ago)
And now steam is getting lesbian hentai, no really.
ramblecampbell (1 month ago)
Now that's the kind of stuff Steam needs more of.
Lethal Eliminator (2 years ago)
+Snowflake​ >It has porn, thus its entire purpose for existing is porn guess that means I should start fapping to 1984 and Game of Thrones from now on  Ditto what legion said
legion999 (2 years ago)
+Snowflake There's a difference between something being porn, and something having sex in it. This is the latter, Stop throwing around terms you barely understand. And don't even start this "not a game" bullshit. 
Snowflake (2 years ago)
+Dark Ninja It has porn, therefore it's entire purpose for existing is porn, because that's how porn works, also it's not even really a game, so it shouldn't be on steam.
Nibbles McMeow (2 years ago)
Oh my god. I take a fence to that 3 foot diddelydo.
Hu-kun (2 years ago)
Am I the only one that noticed that Metal Sonic had the least amount of changes out of all in Sonic Boom.
Argedon (2 years ago)
Why does he have a silicon copy of my dick?......
deathpyre42 (2 years ago)
My issue with sonic boom is that they weren't insulting enough towards the series. They should've just pulled a ninja theory, turned sonic into an obese slow hedgehog with add, made the only playable character big the cat, and worked on tight controls and solid mechanics to avoid it getting dismissed as garbage out of hand. (The trick is to ensure your mechanics are as good as your take on the series is insulting to the fans.)
Avelmen1889 (2 years ago)
I like how half of the game on this list ended up getting featured on Loading Ready Run's Watch+Play streams.

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